I want to have your abortion
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
