he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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