too bad you live with your parents still
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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