Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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