You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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