Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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