id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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