But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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