if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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