I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
