can we get nightvision for the apartment?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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