how can u be prego again
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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