I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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