You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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