just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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