well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she pinky promised me she was 18
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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