we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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