I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
