yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
high people should be assigned attendants
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well I just put wine in my tea
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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