Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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