If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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