CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
two words...techno handjob
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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