I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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