Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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