just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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