I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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