Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
