Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
