porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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