she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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