So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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