please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
where am i from again
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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