i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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