and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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