if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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