Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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