they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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