I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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