My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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