he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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