Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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