just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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