Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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