i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
