Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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