I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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