I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
