Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No subtext here. People are naked.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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