Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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