Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
my being single is dangerous.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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