She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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