Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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