No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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