If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
